The Troll Lineup: Names, Quotes, and Their Filth
1. DBM (aka Troll Killa) – The Cowardly Ringleader
DBM is the self-anointed “Troll Killa,” but his idea of slaying trolls is digging through Whitepages and throwing veterans under the bus. He doesn’t debate, he doesn’t fight — he doxxes.
His quotes:
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“I’m currently looking for Joey’s family imma reach out any let them know he’s a predator. Might dox them too.”
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“I found his sister Sheri.”
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“They might shock me lol.”
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“I got Chrissy’s parents full dox.”
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“When should I post Marta and Julian’s hmmm ill start with lotto numbers.”
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“Joey confirmed the dox btw lol 😂 I was only about 90% sure that was it.”
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“Chrissy needs a dentist 🪥.”
Analysis: DBM claims he’s “archiving” predators, but in reality he’s weaponizing private info against family members. That’s not hunting predators. That’s harassment. That’s cowardice. And doing it to a veteran? That’s spitting on service.
2. DBM Groupie – The Laugh Track
Every villain needs a cheerleader. DBM Groupie is the echo chamber in human form. She doesn’t provide substance; she just drops laugh emojis after every insult like a broken sitcom soundboard.
Her quotes:
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“Who is no neck nay nay? 😂”
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“Yeah I knew it was blowbee 😂😂.”
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“Dallas said she will be TC groupie 😂😂.”
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“She’s hot lol.”
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“Lmao 🤣.”
Analysis: If DBM is the coward with the mask, Groupie is the hyena that laughs when the lion farts. Nothing original, nothing bold — just cheap validation.
3. Dirt Guy – The Septic Tank Poet
If there’s a gutter, Dirt Guy lives in it. His every “joke” is about sex with kids, soap, flies, or grotesque bodily functions.
His quotes:
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“Gums use to be afraid of flies until he unzipped one.”
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“LOL That’s what Mr Oldsmobile did. Plant his seed in Joe’s A$$.”
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“And yet the poor youngest daughter still has to share the same bar of soap as everyone else in the house.”
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“All that body count and she never managed to bang a dentist ????”
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“Joe turned his back on his own daughter when she was 5 years old…”
Analysis: Dirt Guy doesn’t punch up. He doesn’t even punch down. He just wallows in filth. He’s the troll who mistakes disgust for entertainment.
4. Taze Auditors Laugh Like Hell – The Recycled Joke Machine
Taze’s act is stale fat jokes, bad whale references, and lazy one-liners. If it sounds like it came from a schoolyard in 2009, it probably came from Taze.
His quotes:
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“GET A WEEKEND JOB TC SON.”
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“Chrissy uses old fly strips for floss with.”
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“It’s called an in ground pool not an under ground pool you Georgia inbred.”
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“Chrissy was laying out on the beach and Greenpeace showed up and pushed her into the water.”
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“Chrissy has never walked a mile… she should try it.”
Analysis: Imagine a broken vending machine that only dispenses “fat joke” and “inbred.” That’s Taze.
5. Robby Battle – The Hypocrite Prophet
Robby Battle’s brand is hypocrisy. He quotes scripture one moment, then dives into sexual insults the next.
His quotes:
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“Thou shall not bear false witness Chrissy.”
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“Joey will fuck for a couch to sleep on.”
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“Her being naked causes God to create hurricanes and massive storms.”
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“No one is sexually attracted to you Chrissy.”
Analysis: Robby plays preacher until it’s time to play pervert. He’s not righteous — he’s just inconsistent.
6. El Sea and Scott – The Self-Loathers with Extra Spite
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| El Sea's Husband, Scott. |
El Sea spends half the chat insulting themselves, then lashes out at others in the same breath.
Their quotes:
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“When have I doxxed someone bitch?”
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“Um… I never said I was a Christian… dipshit.”
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“I tell myself I’m fugly all the time, you can’t beat me down worse than I do myself.”
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“TC next wife needs to have Librarian syndrome.”
Analysis: El Sea is a punching bag who throws a few punches back. Their greatest strength is beating themselves to the insult before anyone else can.
7. Freaks – The Background Noise
Freaks is the filler material. Random jokes, random trivia, occasional chuckles.
Their quotes:
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“Felony level commenting.”
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“That dog sounds a lot like Snowball. Proof that T C is living with Lady Di.”
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“AI music is the worst thing that ever happened to the internet.”
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“I don’t understand why women just don’t go to the bowling alley to meet men.”
Analysis: Freaks is less a troll and more a confused uncle on karaoke night. He’s not dangerous, just loud.
8. Tom the Gut Cambino aka Terry Caldwell – The Ringmaster with No Circus
Tom is supposed to be the boss, but all he does is scream into the mic and drop Streamyard links like an MLM recruiter.
His quotes:
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“CAN U HEAR ME.”
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Streamyard links every five minutes.
Analysis: Tom is less of a leader and more of an unpaid tech support line.
The Bigger Picture: Harassment Masquerading as Entertainment
This wasn’t “exposing predators.” This wasn’t “justice.” This was harassment dressed up as trolling. By targeting Chrissy’s father — a veteran — DBM and his crew crossed the line from petty internet feuds into criminal-level harassment.
They proved what we’ve always known: their fights aren’t about truth. They’re about humiliation, intimidation, and dragging families into wars they never signed up for.
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