The Dollar Tree Avengers: An Exposé on MotorCityMadMan, His Posers, and the Sewer Circus

Introduction: Loud, Wrong, and Obsessed

Every digital empire attracts its enemies, but few sink as low as the trolls orbiting Mike Consani, better known online as MotorCityMadMan. His livestream chats have devolved into sideshows of doxxing attempts, creepy confessions, and outright impersonation. What we witnessed wasn’t strategy—it was desperation.

This exposé documents the highlights (and lowlights) of their antics, revealing not power, but pathetic obsession.

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MotorCityMadMan: The Human Oops Button

Mike’s threats are sloppy and incoherent. He leaks addresses like a bingo caller: “31639… oops.” He boasts: “I got your addys too… shits gonna happen.” Yet nothing ever happens, aside from his grammar collapsing mid-sentence. Even under pressure, his rants dissolve into nonsense: “sissy boy… papa… rainbow.”

Rather than intimidation, these meltdowns read like a Craigslist personals ad.

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The Bodaki: Echo Chamber with Brain Rot

Where Mike stumbles, The Bodaki parrots. “Maybe it’s 403 morons!” “The police won’t do a thing.” His role is clear—repeat the nonsense until it sounds like gospel. But repetition doesn’t create legitimacy; it only exposes how shallow the crew really is.

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Pookie: When Creepy Becomes Criminal

The most disturbing voice is Pookie, whose comments crossed from trolling into self-incrimination. “Ask Terry how he feels about Rat Rod telling Terry’s daughter he can call him dada. It’s ok because I’m a dirty old hag 🤗😘.”

Even other trolls recoiled. When your own peers call you “too weird,” you’ve hit a level of disgrace that transcends trolling and enters criminal territory.

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Hammy: The Rainbow Parrot

Hammy’s entire input was screaming “RAINBOW!” repeatedly. That’s it. No arguments, no threats, just random bursts like a parrot on bath salts. His presence underscores the absurdity of the group—they mistake noise for power.

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QueenBish Maxine: Google Maps Karen

Her big reveal? “402 Bullock, Nashville, GA.” A copy-paste job from Whitepages. Not intimidation, not research, just public information passed off as “intel.”

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Dirt Guy: The Cowardly Bystander

Forever backpedaling: “I never threatened anyone, show me proof!” Yet sits in a cesspool of threats, doxxes, and abuse. His denials carry no weight—silence and presence are complicity.

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The Fake Valnar Studios: A Pathetic Impersonation

Most telling of all was the appearance of a fake Valnar Studios account. This poser even typed: “my address is not 402 morons,” parroting lines used by the real Valnar.

This wasn’t trolling. It was obsession. So fixated on my name, my brand, and my presence, they resorted to impersonation. But imitation doesn’t equal legitimacy. You can’t manufacture the wolf. You can’t steal the scars. You can’t fake the fire.

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Conclusion: Clowns Without a Circus

What do we see when we pull back the curtain? A broken cast of characters:

• Mike “Oops” Consani: Captain Typo.

• Bodaki: Math Moron.

• Pookie: Pedo Hag.

• Hammy: Rainbow Parrot.

• Maxine: GPS Karen.

• Dirt Guy: Bystander Coward.

• Fake Valnar Studios: Identity-Thief Poser.

This wasn’t trolling. This was a telethon for brain damage, a sideshow of obsession and humiliation. Their greatest weapon isn’t fear—it’s exposing themselves as fools.

And the fake Valnar? That was the saddest clown of them all. Imagine dedicating your life to pretending to be someone else… and still failing.

Valnar Studios: Accept no cheap imitations.

The Exposé: DBM’s Troll Circus Doxxes a Veteran

 

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The Troll Lineup: Names, Quotes, and Their Filth

1. DBM (aka Troll Killa) – The Cowardly Ringleader

DBM is the self-anointed “Troll Killa,” but his idea of slaying trolls is digging through Whitepages and throwing veterans under the bus. He doesn’t debate, he doesn’t fight — he doxxes.

His quotes:

• “I’m currently looking for Joey’s family imma reach out any let them know he’s a predator. Might dox them too.”

• “I found his sister Sheri.”

• “They might shock me lol.”

• “I got Chrissy’s parents full dox.”

• “When should I post Marta and Julian’s hmmm ill start with lotto numbers.”

• “Joey confirmed the dox btw lol 😂 I was only about 90% sure that was it.”

• “Chrissy needs a dentist 🪥.”

Analysis: DBM claims he’s “archiving” predators, but in reality he’s weaponizing private info against family members. That’s not hunting predators. That’s harassment. That’s cowardice. And doing it to a veteran? That’s spitting on service.

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2. DBM Groupie – The Laugh Track

Every villain needs a cheerleader. DBM Groupie is the echo chamber in human form. She doesn’t provide substance; she just drops laugh emojis after every insult like a broken sitcom soundboard.

Her quotes:

• “Who is no neck nay nay? 😂”

• “Yeah I knew it was blowbee 😂😂.”

• “Dallas said she will be TC groupie 😂😂.”

• “She’s hot lol.”

• “Lmao 🤣.”

Analysis: If DBM is the coward with the mask, Groupie is the hyena that laughs when the lion farts. Nothing original, nothing bold — just cheap validation.

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3. Dirt Guy – The Septic Tank Poet

If there’s a gutter, Dirt Guy lives in it. His every “joke” is about sex with kids, soap, flies, or grotesque bodily functions.

His quotes:

• “Gums use to be afraid of flies until he unzipped one.”

• “LOL That’s what Mr Oldsmobile did. Plant his seed in Joe’s A$$.”

• “And yet the poor youngest daughter still has to share the same bar of soap as everyone else in the house.”

• “All that body count and she never managed to bang a dentist ????”

• “Joe turned his back on his own daughter when she was 5 years old…”

Analysis: Dirt Guy doesn’t punch up. He doesn’t even punch down. He just wallows in filth. He’s the troll who mistakes disgust for entertainment.

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4. Taze Auditors Laugh Like Hell – The Recycled Joke Machine

Taze’s act is stale fat jokes, bad whale references, and lazy one-liners. If it sounds like it came from a schoolyard in 2009, it probably came from Taze.

His quotes:

• “GET A WEEKEND JOB TC SON.”

• “Chrissy uses old fly strips for floss with.”

• “It’s called an in ground pool not an under ground pool you Georgia inbred.”

• “Chrissy was laying out on the beach and Greenpeace showed up and pushed her into the water.”

• “Chrissy has never walked a mile… she should try it.”

Analysis: Imagine a broken vending machine that only dispenses “fat joke” and “inbred.” That’s Taze.

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5. Robby Battle – The Hypocrite Prophet

Robby Battle’s brand is hypocrisy. He quotes scripture one moment, then dives into sexual insults the next.

His quotes:

• “Thou shall not bear false witness Chrissy.”

• “Joey will fuck for a couch to sleep on.”

• “Her being naked causes God to create hurricanes and massive storms.”

• “No one is sexually attracted to you Chrissy.”

Analysis: Robby plays preacher until it’s time to play pervert. He’s not righteous — he’s just inconsistent.

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6. El Sea and Scott – The Self-Loathers with Extra Spite

El Sea's Husband, Scott.

El Sea spends half the chat insulting themselves, then lashes out at others in the same breath.

Their quotes:

• “When have I doxxed someone bitch?”

• “Um… I never said I was a Christian… dipshit.”

• “I tell myself I’m fugly all the time, you can’t beat me down worse than I do myself.”

• “TC next wife needs to have Librarian syndrome.”

Analysis: El Sea is a punching bag who throws a few punches back. Their greatest strength is beating themselves to the insult before anyone else can.

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7. Freaks – The Background Noise

Freaks is the filler material. Random jokes, random trivia, occasional chuckles.

Their quotes:

• “Felony level commenting.”

• “That dog sounds a lot like Snowball. Proof that T C is living with Lady Di.”

• “AI music is the worst thing that ever happened to the internet.”

• “I don’t understand why women just don’t go to the bowling alley to meet men.”

Analysis: Freaks is less a troll and more a confused uncle on karaoke night. He’s not dangerous, just loud.

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8. Tom the Gut Cambino aka Terry Caldwell – The Ringmaster with No Circus

Tom is supposed to be the boss, but all he does is scream into the mic and drop Streamyard links like an MLM recruiter.

His quotes:

• “CAN U HEAR ME.”

• Streamyard links every five minutes.

Analysis: Tom is less of a leader and more of an unpaid tech support line.

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The Bigger Picture: Harassment Masquerading as Entertainment

This wasn’t “exposing predators.” This wasn’t “justice.” This was harassment dressed up as trolling. By targeting Chrissy’s father — a veteran — DBM and his crew crossed the line from petty internet feuds into criminal-level harassment.

They proved what we’ve always known: their fights aren’t about truth. They’re about humiliation, intimidation, and dragging families into wars they never signed up for.